V*&)%$ Original

since i refuse to watch the morning news (who needs to wake up to all that anyway?) and since i have about two hours a day to kill while i commute, i’m a big fan of am radio.

well, on my way home today i heard the most amazing story. sandwiched between reports about the two suicide bombers in russia and the latest criticisms to health care reform, was a story about a new perfume roller that smells like women’s private parts.

i swear to god.

i almost crashed my car as i laughed at the seriousness in the reporter’s voice as he explained the public backlash to this “offensively” smelling scent.

wtf?