Warning: The following post contains vulgar and childish content

mike and i have been operating on completely different planes lately. meaning, for 10 days, counting from last friday through this sunday, we will only be home together three times. that may not seem like a big deal to most people but we work really hard to coordinate our schedules so we see each other as often as possible.

alas, that's not always feasible.

tonight, was fortunately one of those three nights and we made the most of our time together. we made dinner, ate at the table (a tradition that is a "must" in our household), watched the dodgers game and played cards. it was perfection - even though i lost.

midway through our game of phase 10, i decided to download a new app for my iphone...the atomic fart. now, i know this is pretty immature but i have to say, we were laughing so hard at all of the different fart sounds my phone can make. everything from the "short but sweet" to the "lawn mower" and the "princess." don't even get me started on the "dangerously painful" and "short and wet."

my dad has always hated when i do or say anything that is not lady-like and he would most definitely not approve of my fascination with the atomic fart. still, i just can't help it. i guess there's a 10-year-old boy inside of my just dying to get out.

p.s. i'm willing to bet all my iphone readers are totally going to check out this app and i can't wait to hear your reviews. as for me, it's probably the best free app i've ever downloaded!